The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!