The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to sit

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!