The power to change your emotions

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to glow while under the sun

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!