The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!