The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!