- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The ability to change your weight

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Pointless Super Powers