the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to turn food into shit

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The Power to Power

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to smell colors

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!