The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!