the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!