ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to change people socks on command

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have no powers

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!