The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to read this.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!