The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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hello

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to get married

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!