The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!