The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to read this.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to be heard in space

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boo

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!