- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

the ability to post here

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

A good Kisser

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Nope. Just nope.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Pointless Super Powers