- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power of becoming an apple tree

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to turn retarted

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to see through glass doors.

Pointless Super Powers