to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!