- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to fart rainbows

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers