- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

hello

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Acid tears.

the power to any ugly person love you.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

Pointless Super Powers