The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to smell sounds

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!