the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to live.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!