The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!