The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Justin Bieber

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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cry acid tears

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!