- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to drown on land.

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to ignore useful information

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to live.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to have a unique fart smell

Pointless Super Powers