the ability to command watermelons

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to control mealworms

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!