- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make pencils dull.

+117

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

+113

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

+113

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

+89

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

+89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to die everytime you pee

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to clap 14 times a second

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to do something while you can play games.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Pointless Super Powers