- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

ability to run very fast forever

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers