The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!