The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power think five times slower.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to die at will

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!