The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!