The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!