The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!