The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!