the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Aweonao

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to self destruct

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!