- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to think oppositely

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Pointless Super Powers