- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to morph into yourself

The power to control mealworms

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power of hindsight

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be a common person

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

Pointless Super Powers