The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to die at will

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!