The power to see via toe nails

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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75% levitation

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!