To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!