- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to turn any object into food

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to see the present

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to be powerless

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

Pointless Super Powers