the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to not do it.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to waste money

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to become black!

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!