The power to read this.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to sit

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!