- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the power to turn retarted

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

Pointless Super Powers