The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!