- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be powerless.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to smell whore

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to be french.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!