- Pointless Super Powers

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to smell colors

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to eat food.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to read your own mind

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to like any show

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!