The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!