The power to give the wrong directions

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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make youself dumb

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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boo

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!