- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The power to fart on a plane.

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

lol

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to sharpen a pen

Pointless Super Powers