the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The Power to Power

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!