- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to see through windows

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Pointless Super Powers