the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have no powers

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!