the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat your poop

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to turn into a tree

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to catch em' all

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!