The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to like charlie

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!