The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to read this sentence

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to be a common person

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!