- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of learning

The power to pee poop

The power to not exercise.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to drown on land.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to talk without a tongue

the power to make bubles without soap

the power to get in the van

Pointless Super Powers