the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!