The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be stupid

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Acid tears.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!