- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to breath through your skin.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to lose this power.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

Pointless Super Powers