- Pointless Super Powers

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to complete math exercises

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the ability to glow in the light.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to bypass capcha codes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to fart your way to the moon