The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to die

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!