- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power of women's rights.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to self destruct

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

To pee standing up.

The power to eat ass.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!