The power to be a gamer

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to die everytime you pee

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to display emotions at will

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!